GAMES NEWS! 14/01/19 – Shut Up & Sit Down


Quinns: We’re awake! And alive! Shut Up & Sit Down is formally again in motion, able to spend one other 12 months masking superb board video games. What new designs await us this 12 months? What never-before-seen concepts will spring out and delight us?

Matt: What hellscape have you ever interrupted my slumber for? It’s 9am on a Monday morning and I’m taking a look at one of many worst issues I’ve ever seen.

Quinns: These are the goat entrails that I used to be studying, making an attempt to divine what awaits us this 12 months… Oh, no, sorry, that’s simply Monopoly: Pizza edition.

Matt: Who put algorithms in command of mass toy manufacturing? On a extra severe notice, it’s good to see capitalism lastly adapting to the realities of the following era. No, you’ll be able to’t afford to remain in a lodge – however we’re prepared to give you a mortgage on this small slice of pizza. We’re no followers of Monopoly right here at SU&SD, to place it mildly – however I don’t assume we’ll be alone as we recoil in horror to see a board designed with the aesthetic of a pizza field saturated in oil. I’m not one for making a fuss about folks having fun with finger meals while taking part in a recreation, however it is a complete new VISTA of improper.

Quinns: Welcome to 2019, everybody! Whereby we power our uncles to declare chapter as a result of they will’t afford olives.

This week’s precise scorching new recreation announcement comes from the esteemed places of work of Fantasy Flight Video games. The Lord of the Rings: Journeys in Middle-earth is to be an infinite, co-operative questing recreation the place gamers management such storied heroes as Bilbo Bobbit and Gimli the Worf. It’s additionally going to price an eye-watering $100.

Matt: ONE HUNDRO DOLLOS? What number of Bobbits am I getting!?!

Quinns: We are able to’t be certain, however I can let you know that in your cash you gained’t simply be getting a thoroughbred field of bits.

You see, Journeys in Center-earth will characterize the continuation of FFG’s sequence of co-op video games the place the video games’ antagonists are managed by an app. This digital dungeon grasp was a massively standard addition to tactical fight video games Descent and Imperial Assault, and the identical digital assistant led to a variety of very completely satisfied gamers in Mansions of Insanity 2nd version.

Matt: I’ll have an interest to see how this one shapes up – I had combined emotions about their experiment with Imperial Assault, however as a ground-up design this may very well be very neat.

Quinns: Positive! On the one hand, I’m actually glad we’ve acquired a writer who’s boldly experimenting with board recreation/online game mashups. However, I’m one of many few gamers who used to completely adore the 1 vs Many FFG video games that earlier variations of those board video games represented. Having one in every of my favorite social dynamics changed by a cellphone or pill shouldn’t be what I’m personally searching for in my night time’s board gaming, however I’m conscious that I appear to be within the minority on that one.

Matt: Quacks of Quedlinburg by Wolfgang Warsch was one of many video games I had essentially the most enjoyable with on the finish of final 12 months, and it’s a design that’s positively ripe for expansions. Within the recreation gamers brew potions by blindly pulling elements out of a bag, hoping that their concoction doesn’t actually explode. It’s a push your luck bag-builder with risky potions! I’ve no thought how what I simply wrote isn’t nonsense, nevertheless it’s positively one in every of my favorite issues about this interest.

As you’d count on, Die Kräuterhexen (or “The Herb Witches”) – the newly unveiled growth – provides a fifth participant, and a bunch of recent elements to chuck into your cauldron. One of many listed elements coming is “Idiot’s Herb”, or as my spouse calls it: Oregano. Additionally added: HERBAL WITCHES. My basic-tier German and game-design spider sense leads me to imagine that the Natural Witches is perhaps an alternate, extra constant reward system for brewing the very best potion throughout every spherical. Extra Quacks is Extra Quacks although – I’m completely down.

Quinns: Me too! Our viewers can count on our video assessment of Quacks of Quedlinburg early subsequent month.

Quinns: In additional Warsch information, the sequel to final 12 months’s hit roll-and-write Fairly Darn Intelligent can be arriving later this 12 months. The title? Doppelt So Clever, which interprets as Double So Intelligent.

Matt: I can’t wait to see how this trilogy resolves – the primary recreation ended on fairly the cliffhanger.

Quinns: Don’t confuse the nice folks together with your *larks*, Matthew! The primary recreation was a smorgasbord of maths, canny calculation and likelihood with no story in any respect, which was one of many causes it didn’t excite us very a lot. Nonetheless, the primary recreation was a enjoyable sufficient time that I’m to see how Warsch elevates the sequel.

Quinns: In nonetheless additional Warsch information–

Matt: Are we certain that Wolfgang Warsch isn’t truly a GANG OF WOLVES? It’s fairly alarming how a lot of this week’s information is devoted to designs from only one individual, however the scope and tempo of this designer is sort of a runaway practice that’s eight metres large. Eight metres large, and FULL OF WOLVES.

Quinns: Matt, can I let you know a secret?

Matt: Are you additionally a wolf

Quinns: No. I simply assume Wolfgang Warsch may find yourself turning into one in every of my favorite designers. This man launched Quacks of Quedlinburg, Ganz Schon Intelligent, The Thoughts and Phantasm all in 2018, which is bananas and bonkers. It’s banonkers. Anyway, now he’s introduced one other collaboration with the publishers of The Quacks of Quedlinburg, The Taverns of Tiefan Thal, a recreation about operating PUBS that entails DICE and CARDS.

Matt: Do we all know the rest?


Matt: However it’ll have cube and playing cards?

Quinns: YES

Matt: I’m IN

Matt: Subsequent up, Suburbia: Collector’s Edition has been introduced! Suburbia is among the many classics that I’ve but to seek out an opportunity to play, and delightful new editions of stable designs is certainly one thing we’re all about at Shut Up & Sit Down – however personally I’m regularly dissatisfied by the aesthetics of a few of these shiny reworkings. This new collector’s version needs to be a no brainer, nevertheless it feels oddly trapped in a temporal vortex: with artwork design that appears like an middling Fb recreation and a plastic organiser designed by an organization unironically referred to as “Recreation Trayz”.  

Quinns: Oh, did you miss this? I’ve dangerous information. Recreation Trayz (and their typographical assault on frequent decency) have gotten increasingly more frequent.

Matt: I imply truthfully that’s wonderful, it truly seems functionally quite sensible – I’m only a snob who will fortunately die on a hill with regards to folks utilizing Z as an alternative of S.

Quinnz: Is that so?

Matt: I’ll kill you

Quinns: Anyhoo, I’ve a suspicion that you just wouldn’t assume this version was ugly in the event you’d been uncovered to the unique Suburbia in individual. It is a HUGE step up. Extra importantly, this collector’s version will embody each of the beforehand launched expansions for Suburbia, Suburbia Inc and Suburbia 5 Star, plus one other new growth titled Nightlife. That’s simply price $100 earlier than you throw within the nice new artwork and embiggened elements.

Matt: Soundz Nize

Matt: Whereas we’re on the subject of showing me to be an terrible individual, what on earth is the take care of Sonic the Hedgehog. I imply sure, I cherished Sonic the Hedgehog too – however why did he survive the 1990’s when so many others accurately ended within the bin? What about Cool Spot? Zool? The place is the fervent fandom for Puggsy? You’ll have to complete the video games information your self, I’m off to begin a petition to carry again Rolo the Elephant.

Quinns: Oh god. I simply lot 10 minutes of my work day to watching that silly video and I’ll not be signing your petition.

Anyway, Sonic Battle Racers is an upcoming board recreation from Shinobi 7, a studio who’re making a couple of licensed board video games. Principally I included this within the information to say that it appears the 2018 pattern of publishers outdoors of board video games commissioning (often middling) licensed video games of their mental properties will solely improve in 2019.  That’s one thing I’m not wild about, even when you recreation ships with at least 40 “Badnik Tokens”.

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